Bhakti Pariksha (COVID-19 Edition)

The country has been in shambles due to the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic. This means, that the last few months have put all patriot Bhakts in a very difficult position. Since 2014, Bhakts have bravely taken the lead in justifying everything from demonetisation and the citizenship amendment act to the failing economy and the agrarian crisis. But nothing has compared to the effort needed to be put in to justify the Indian government’s (in)action during the worst COVID-19 crisis in the world. Bhakts have successfully crafted their own science, moulded facts and ignored reality slapping them in the face. As pyres burn across the country, Bhakts have been facing their own Bhakti AgniPariksha.

Here’s a quiz to assess how well you have performed as a Bhakt.

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Question 1
Indians dying from COVID-19?
A
India has among the world's highest number of COVID-19 cases and deaths. And our cases are heavily under-reported.
B
Actually, India's death rate from COVID-19 is very low and the recovery rate is very high. And actually, more people died in rich foreign countries.
Question 2
Hospital beds & oxygen shortages?
A
During the second-wave, there was an acute shortage of oxygen and beds. The government had 8 months to prepare and did nothing.
B
Actually, there was never any oxygen shortage. Doctors and healthcare workers are liars - arrest them! And actually, there is only a shortage because people are unnecessarily using beds & oxygen in hospitals.
Question 3
Election rallies?
A
Allowing massive election rallies is irresponsible and the government is causing super-spreader events.
B
Actually, the election rallies are a testament to the strength of our democracy.
Question 4
Lack of cremation/burial facilities?
A
Un-cremated bodies are flowing down rivers, crematoriums and burial grounds have run out of space. This pandemic has been an unmitigated disaster.
B
Why are you spreading negativity by talking about this?
Question 5
Vaccine shortages?
A
The government screwed up by not ordering enough vaccines for the country's population and not making vaccines accessible. The booking system does not work for most Indians.
B
Bharat Mata is a Vishwaguru. Actually, Indians have 'herd immunity'. Plus, Baba Ramdev's CoroNil is here to save us!
Question 6
Religious mass gatherings?
A
All mass gatherings should be banned.
B
Tablighi Jamaat single handedly, purposely spread COVID-19 in India. Kumbh Mela is a safe gathering blessed by Maa Ganga.
Question 7
Essential services?
A
Healthcare facilities & vaccinating people
B
IPL & Central Vista Project
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